10 things a cat thinks about

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 09-Jul-2007 1:39:49

*Ten Things A Cat Thinks About*
1. (As he runs at full speed into kitchen)...I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with
their mouths?
3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have alterior
motives?
5. Hmmm... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't
we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?
6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of
their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas
and can openers in the first place?
9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to
let them know who's boss!

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 09-Jul-2007 19:13:52

awwwww, that's cute.